The Crazy Sparrow

The Crazy Sparrow desperately desired a bottle of beer that they sometimes put in the bath with him. One might consider this to be a surprising thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Sparrow, who thought that the idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a bottle of beer having that done to it

The Crazy Sparrow desperately needed a computer to put in the bath with him. One might find this to be a fairly odd thought, to you, but not to the Sparrow, who feels that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a computer was the thing that was chosen.

The Crazy Sparrow desired a mug that they would sometimes break. This could be considered a fairly different approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Sparrow, who feels that this idea is spectacular. A mug would be the thing that was opted for.

The Crazy Sparrow always had with them a sack of potatoes that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It was a strange idea, to most, but not to the Sparrow, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was exciting. Honestly, a sack of potatoes would be the item that was selected.

The Crazy Sparrow wanted a spade that they would often play with. This seems to be an original idea, to you and me, but not to the Sparrow, who considered that it was in fact, amazing. Who would have imagined, a spade would be the thing that was opted for.

The Crazy Sparrow desperately craved for a spade that they would sometimes put on his head. One might consider this to be a surprising suggestion, to my children, but not to the Sparrow, who had decided it was awesome. Strangely, a spade would be the thing that was chosen.