The Fat Sparrow

The Fat Sparrow had a cucumber that they would cuddle. This seems to be a somewhat surprising approach to life, to many, but not to the Sparrow, who expected that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a cucumber is the item to choose.

The Fat Sparrow searched for a custard pie that they would often throw. This could be considered a fairly surprising undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Sparrow, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a custard pie being the item selected.

The Fat Sparrow always had with them a rubber chicken that they sometimes rub on his belly. It might have been a fairly bizarre action, to everybody you know, but not to the Sparrow, who expected it would be wonderous. A rubber chicken was the thing that was opted for.

The Fat Sparrow always had with them a pint of cider that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is a fairly bizarre operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Sparrow, who assumed that the idea was wonderful. Remarkably, a pint of cider would be the chosen thing.

The Fat Sparrow desperately desired a wig that they sometimes insert somewhere. It was a fairly surprising thought, to some, but not to the Sparrow, who thought that it was in fact, breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a wig would be the thing that was chosen.

The Fat Sparrow had a cucumber that they would often cuddle. It should have been a fairly funny approach to life, to my children, but not to the Sparrow, who considered that this idea is fun. A cucumber was the item that was selected.