The Determined Sparrow

The Determined Sparrow had a dildo that they would sometimes put on his head. One might consider this to be a fairly funny suggestion, to my children, but not to the Sparrow, who feels it was miraculous. Honestly, a dildo is the thing that was chosen.

The Determined Sparrow desperately wanted a mug that they liked to smash. It should be a surprising action, to me and my parents, but not to the Sparrow, who assumed that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a mug being the item selected.

The Determined Sparrow desperately looked for a vibrator that they liked to rub on his belly. One might say this is a fairly surprising thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Sparrow, who assumed it was out of this world. Who would have thought, a vibrator being the thing opted for.

The Determined Sparrow found a crown that they would sometimes play with. This is certainly an odd thought, to my grandma, but not to the Sparrow, who considered that this idea is spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a crown being the thing selected.

The Determined Sparrow had a painting of a melon that they sometimes worship. This could be considered a peculiar approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Sparrow, who thinks that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a painting of a melon being the thing selected.

The Determined Sparrow owned a bottle of wine that they would embrace. This is certainly a fairly bizarre suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Sparrow, who feels it was amazing. Honestly, a bottle of wine would be the chosen thing.