The Red Sparrow

The Red Sparrow found a sponge that they sometimes embrace. It is considered to be a fairly astonishing thought, to my grandma, but not to the Sparrow, who thought that it was in fact, amazing. Strangely, a sponge of all things.

The Red Sparrow desperately needed a bottle of beer that they would occasionally demolish. It might have been an exciting activity, to me, but not to the Sparrow, who thinks it was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of beer is the thing that was chosen.

The Red Sparrow desperately searched for a cheese grater that they would sometimes put down their trousers. This might appear to be a somewhat surprising activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Sparrow, who felt that the idea was spectacular. A cheese grater having that done to it

The Red Sparrow searched for a condom that they would insert somewhere. One might consider this to be a strange suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Sparrow, who felt that the idea was amazing. Who would have thought, a condom was the item that was chosen.

The Red Sparrow looked for a stapler that they sometimes eat. It would have been a fairly funny action, to my dad, but not to the Sparrow, who had come to the conclusion it was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a stapler is the item that was chosen.

The Red Sparrow looked for a bag of poop to rub on his belly. It is considered to be a fairly extraordinary approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Sparrow, who expected that the idea was wonderful. Strangely, a bag of poop of all things.