Humorous Quips

Quips – a witty or funny observation or response, usually made on the spur of the moment, or it could be a clever, usually taunting remark.

The following quips are funny, and at the same time, there is truth in them. Maybe that is why they make us laugh – because we are able to see the humour, and relate to what’s being said. Sometimes, we find it funny because we are caught out, the quip took us by surprise.

I hope there will be at least a few in this collection that bring on a smile. Remember the ones you like, and go make your friends laugh.

May your days be filled with laughter.

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You know you’re an alcoholic when you misplace things for like a decade. - Paul Williams

To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer. - Paul Ehrlich

It is easier to get older than it is to get wiser. - Unknown

Exercise is quite majestic when seen from a distance. - Bouvard

A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears. - Woodrow Wyatt

Of all the things I’ve lost, it’s my mind I miss the most. - Ozzy Osbourne

Change is not a four letter word … but often your reaction to it is! - Jeffrey Gitomer

You know it’s love when you want to keep holding hands even after you’re sweaty. - Unknown

Getting struck by lightning is like winning the lottery, except of course, not as lucky. - Jarod Kintz

I am a friend of the working man, and I would rather be his friend, than be one. - Clarence Darrow

Few men are admired by their servants. - Michel de Montaigne

The world has grown suspicious of anything that looks like a happily married life! - Oscar Wilde

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All quotes taken from 👉Here - my very own collection!

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