Witty Humour

Laughter is one way of relaxing and taking things easy. It provides a few minutes of distraction from all the negative news that is going around. Laughter might not solve our problems, but a good laugh will always lift our moods, and make life more bearable. It also makes you more attractive to others, because a laughing, or smiling face is always a beautiful face.

Here are some humorous and witty quotes to help put a smile on your face. That happens when you are able to see the humour in what’s being said.

Remember the ones you like, and go make your friends laugh. Your friends will be impressed with your wit and humour.

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In matters of religion and matrimony I never give any advice; because I will not have anybody’s torments in this world or the next laid to my charge. - Lord Chesterfield

An intelligence test sometimes shows a man how smart he would have been not to have taken it. - Laurence Peter

If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain

The patient is not likely to recover who makes the doctor his heir. - Thomas Fuller

One learns to itch where one can scratch. - Scott Reed

Nothing is as silly as the expression of a man who is being complimented. - Andre Gide

The only thing that ever sat its way to success was a hen. - Sarah Brown

A divorce is like an amputation; you survive, but there’s less of you. - Margaret Atwood

If you surround yourself with clowns, don’t be surprised if your life becomes a circus. - Unknown

Tact is the rare ability to keep silent while two friends are arguing, and you know both of them are wrong. - Sir Hugh Percy Allen

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All quotes taken from 👉Here - my very own collection.

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