Witty Aphorisms

Aphorisms and quotes that are witty and humorous have an advantage. They make us smile and are therefore more easily remembered.

Take a look at today’s selection of witty aphorisms. Remember the ones you like, and go impress your friends with your wit and humour. You will be very popular. We all like a witty and humorous person.

Have a great week ahead and may your days be filled with laughter.

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A wise woman puts a grain of sugar into everything she says to a man, and takes a grain of salt with everything he says to her. - Helen Rowland

Don’t refuse to go on an occasional wild goose chase. That’s what wild geese are for. - Unknown

A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his client to plant vines. - Frank Lloyd Wright

If you never heard opportunity knock, maybe you’re never at home. - Marilyn vos Savant

What you do not know will not hurt you. It is what you suspect that causes all of the trouble. - Unknown

It does not matter how much milk you spill as long as you do not lose the cow. - Unknown

We know what happens to people who stay in the middle of the road. They get run over. - Ambrose Bierce

Never approach a bull from the front, a horse from the rear or a fool from any direction. - Ken Alstad

To be witty is not enough. One must possess sufficient wit to avoid having too much of it. - Andre Maurois

A process which led from the amoeba to man appeared to philosophers to be obviously progress – though whether the amoeba would agree with this opinion is not known. - Bertrand Russell

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All quotes are from 👉 Here- my own collection.

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