For me, if you don't have two giant tits and a cock that scrapes the ground I couldn't want less to do with you. If you're allowed to walk backwards without legally having to go "Beeeep, beeep, beeeep" then your knockers couldn't knock the stucco off a prefab and honey you're just wasting my time. And if I catch you walking around without your secret finger poking out the bottom of your trousers - well, go ahead and get up on out of my life.

BTW I drive a smartcar