Letter To My Future Wife [5/6/2026]
Dear my future wife,
I hope this letter fine you well, wherever you are. May be you are currently thinking of me, reading your book, inside a car searching for me, eating snacks, may be scrolling through your phone to see my message or ignoring a man because of me, I just want to let you know that your future husband is patiently waiting for his darling wife
First of all I want to congratulate you for ignoring other men because of me. You truly know my worth because men like me are hard to fine. Not all women have that opportunity to have a taste of a humble, intelligence, hardworking and advisable man like me but you do.
Writing this letter to you gladden my heart. With this letter you will know that I truly care about your feeling and how you have been searching for me day and night having sleepless night. I know you have to go through all these because you don't want other lady to snatched me away from you. From today just know that I belong to you I truly appreciate your effort.
Please I want to also let you to know before we finally meet to marry please and please make sure you have like 1 billion in your account, 3 mansion one in banana island, 1 in maitama Abuja, and the other one in Port Harcourt. Make sure your father is having billions to spray on the wedding day
Please if you know that you don't have the item mention above find one of those men you rejected and begged him to give you a second chance. That is why I write these letter to you with urgency so that you will not answer the English WAEC popular question, "write a letter that end with Hard I know".
Please if you know you do not meet the requirement that will change my life kindly return the letter to the sender and answer the WAEC question write a letter to your friend why your relationship ended before it started.
I am ending this letter with I love you if you meet the requirement but if you didn't meet it please the I love you is not for you.

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This is hilarious!!😂
E be like say you never ready to marry be that.
Good luck in finding a perfect match.
Amen ooo may that perfect march be billionaire oo
Nigeria don too stress boys