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Post Pacific Rim

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I will not be writing a review because many people would have done that before me and they would more often than not be more informative and more descriptive than me. So, these funny creatures from another dimension that is unleased in the Pacific Ocean made me wonder, why do all the bad guys in the movies gotta look like deformed creatures or ugly individuals with scars. Is it not normal to expect a good looking baddie that doesn't have slime dripping from his mouth or wear funny headgear that suggests that the baddie killed and antelope to look gruesome.

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or be made to look like this...

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Now to Putrajaya

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My queries aside, now Putrajaya has to deal with Kaiju....(drumroll)

When Kaiju first landed on the Malaysian shores, they were mistaken to be smugglers of contraband cigarettes from Indonesia. The Roya Malaysian Customs and Royal Malaysian Navy using their state of art satellite system was able to track down the invader. Their first thought,

'I think they 'forgot' to pay for their latte. Lets teach them a lesson, deploy our submarines the Scorpenes'

The Navy's First Officer a brilliant chap who excelled in the deadly martial art of Silat, was the first to respond,

'The Scorpenes can't submerge Sir!'

'Who has the brains of a donkey to purchase submarines that can't submerge?' the Admiral asked.

Noone dared to answer.

The Intruder has descended on the shores of Port Klang. Everyone was excited. They start seeing images of the creatures and they look cute as hell. Of course they have never watched Pacific Rim (Part One) or seen the real thing. They depended on the local television news. After some heavy censorship, the Kaiju was depicted as an...

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oversized cat that loves fish. Only fish. Not human nor the destruction of the human race. Everyone was in love with Kaijus even before the creatures arrived. Some even carried banner declaring their love for them.

Putrajaya Knows Best

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While everyone was cheering and carrying balloon, Putrajaya in all wisdom was all prepared to face the fury of the Kaiju. They know that whether Malaysians live to share this with their grandchildren depends on the fight today. But again, there was an equally compelling event taking place in Cyberjaya which is a Durian Feast! Now, Putrajaya is faced with a very difficult task to decide which event should be given priority. Eventually, good sense prevailed. The sense of taste. No Malaysians in their right mind would say no to 'Musang King'. Non Malaysians reading this, Musang King is not a Jaeger but the most pungent and tasty durian that exist today in Malaysia. It costs more than a bowl of authentic shark's fins soup.

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The event started 2 hours late which means it started on time by Malaysian standards, the fight is now to reach an epic scale. The Prime Minister took some wefies before heading to the command centre, at the top of Genting Highlands, a city in the clouds.

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Devastation

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The devastation was of epic proportions. Many Malaysians lost their lives thinking they could get an autograph with the Kaiju. They were dead wrong. We all know that Kaiju must scale the mountain and mix its blood with the rare metal found in Genting Highlands and this Kaiju is doing just that. It has a mission, but Putrajaya isn't going to let that happen.

Putrajaya has dealt with many disasters in the past. Who can forget the Employees Provident Fund building that was attacked by a fire breathing dragon....

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or the major sinkhole in Kuala Lumpur caused by Optimus Prime in Jalan Bukit Bintang....

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The Commander-In-Chief was all ready. He was in full gear and monitoring the situation. This is one Kaiju that will not leave Malaysia alive he thought to himself. The summoned the best there was...

(to be continued)

credit to @zomagic