18 days I have decoded How To Make an Outstanding Post on Steemit

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10 Easy and Simple Way to be Outstanding on Steemit

This is my report on a journey using steemit. I am grateful and thankful for my growing follower which most of them know me personally or have talked to me. I am glad that we can help each other, Upvoting each other although probably we have different interest. Most importantly, I am happy to gain more knowledge.

Today is my 18 days on steemit and this is another findings which I've found while hanging around and browsing on posts which flows like a menstrual blood. Gross I know, but I have no other good metaphor to refer those.

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Okay, So consider what I'll be telling you as a shortcut way to overcome your desperation from making cents day to day

  1. First of all and inevitable, be a girl with boobs hanging halfway. If you're male then you already lost about 5% chance.

  2. Don't write a lengthy post about how the rain drop means more than a rain drop. Just don't over analyze thing.

  3. Include cute cat pictures, puppies and everything cute into it. They say cute things release stress, that's why.

  4. Try to write something practical like " how to make Ramen", " how to cook red beans" " how to make egg cheese toast" anything that'll be beneficial for other human being.

  5. Make a meme challenge or any challenge, share the earning with fellow steemians, this is recommended.

  6. If possible try to use google translator, translate it to Korean, or Indonesian or any language that's on trending topic.
    vice versa if your language isn't English. Anyway, just do it. People wouldn't mind if it sounds odd, rigid, and what not.They'll still appreciate it.

  7. But remember ! don't be a douche by not upvoting or not responding people's comment. Appreciate that they want to read your lousy article.

  8. Never ever spark something that will land you to negative reputation. Always be nice, put the best mask of smile you have , even you feel like correcting each and every words on that post or simply going to rant about it.

  9. Don't be a douche by not returning the favor.

  10. Respect your fellow steemians. Keep in mind, it's not really advisable to post lousy content more than once.

Anyway, Here's another good song you can put into your playlist.


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Thank you for supplying me with good music I can listen loudly past 3 am to annoy my housemate.

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If I don't have my own boobs can I change my profile pic to a girl with big boobs? Will that give me the 5% edge?

Haha i will give you one of mine :)

😍😁🙃😁😍

Yea ....... the bigger the better !

The size matters!

That could work! and like @patelincho said, size matters :D

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I like this article. Specifically for the first point, I really like this point. Sarcasm. But I really like it. Thanks for sharing @macchiata

Thanks for reading :D

You forgot point 11) Try to get @OCD attention ;) @guyfawkes4-20 did a good job finding you 😎

Ha ha right, another list to add! Try to get @OCD attention, but my tips above definitely won't land them into OCD's attention, not a chance. I am glad @guyfawkes4-20 found my humor to be amusing :D

Yeah sure! just include it on your playlist

Addition to 6.
This comes from personal experience, I am streaming in two languages but this is usually bad for both audiences, people just don't like seeing something they can't understand.

So instead you can do 2 different articles or better 2 different profiles for each language.

you're taking post above way too literal hahahahaha

But worth the suggestion

OK I can't fulfill the first point. But I guess the rest is fair game! :D

Don't worry you'll still have 95% to go :D

This is amazing, thanks a lot for sharing this post, really helpful. you just earned a follower.

Thanks a lot :) I hope it could be helpful

Damn... I guess Im going to have to get a sex change and round up the neighborhood stray cats for a photo shoot.

Come to think of it... It sounds like the crazy cat lady may be the perfect candidate!

too much effort buddy, get yourself some image from google :D and voila!

Haha now we're talking

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