All The Evidence You Need Proving That @firepower A Prominent Steemit Member Is A Really Short Man!

in #steemit9 years ago (edited)

OKAY, I don’t believe in superpowers but fiction itself is unreal. So here a little story showing that @firepower is a short man:

It all started with 'FIREPOWER', @kevinwong on the beat as he grooves his way from Mumbai to Shanghai to see his first Beyonce live concert! Sleep eventually came and he gave in!

FIREPOWER opened his eyes to unfamiliar surroundings, rocks everywhere. So fallow, no @celebr1ty in sight!

Applying simple @logic and it starts to becoming glaring, this is the himilayas. He got struck. @mammasitta, it is no joke! I am indeed in dire situation. The once @fairytalelife all gone. What felt like a dream is indeed real.

But FIREPOWER is no quitter!

It’s time for the bumpy road ahead. I must find my way home. 
He decides to try the first possible solution so as to exhaust it. "If a dream brought me here, then it should easily take me back" and he tries to close his eyes again, perhaps he can go back to the dreamland that brought him here and away from @futurefood@sharingeverybite; Just perhaps, by this quick means he can go back to a life of bliss, motorbiking the world, @royaltiffany at the side!
But his eyes just wouldn't close. Sleep just wouldn't @comealong!
FIREPOWER paces a bit to and fro. He just never quits. It finally dawned on him that there is no @shortcut, he must figure this out! Reality’s here; not the @berniesanders show!
He decides on what next and he walks to one side of this humongous @lrock to see what it holds or how faraway the ground can be? Perhaps this is someplace that he knows! Can this be @cardiff
He needed to settle the @chainreaction in his head, to become @ballinconscious, to man up and be ready for the road ahead but it is still, all fresh.

He calms down a bit!

First things first, he needs to recover from the shock; acclimatize with his new foreign surrondings. He started to feel alone!
(Note: There was someone above watching his Creator, who never left him! Who just kept waiting! "Ask and you shall receive?" But FIREPOWER wasn’t yet asking).
  FIREPOWER at this point decides to seat and play with rocks a bit. He started to laugh at his state. "How did this come to be", kept playing in his mind; “@onceuponatime I was a @repholder, my bike and me (@twinner). Hahaha, we would be fueled up and would be @steemrollin from india through @thailand in the space of hours".
Just then, something interrupted his thoughts. Something miraculous happened. It was sudden. It was abrupt, special! A LIFE from nowhere appeared. There came Jimmy, a dog! Thank Jehovah, this is it! Jimmy was all friendly. They were no strangers! A new life just began. A dog in the midst of lonely rocks is as impossible as @thebluepanda. It is indeed a miracle! FIREPOWER started the journey downwards, he now had Jimmy and he resolved anew. He didn’t know how far high he was but Jimmy was here. It is time to go.
"Eagles, @eagleboy@nightowl25 it is hard to leave, but it is time to say good bye, down we go, for the night is here!"
Hours went by! Yet, no @riverhead in sight still and where are the trees and why are the few trees so barren? "Give me a @fruityloan please! I am @burnin, please be kind. Show me some @everlove!"
"I didn’t kick Jimmy away even though she is old and unkempt; @good-karma where are you?" 

Food started to become paramount at this point! This is like @exyle. But Jimmy licked him and it help. 

@firepower; now in brief relapse, bent over. All he felt like at point, was to pat Jimmy warmly; to share with his new companion, a measure of the love he had left inside to give and Jimmy just knew how to receive love. It wagged and wagged like@steemychicken1 got in its plate!

Hugging was now over.

They walked and walked and walked, all the way down and it was becoming never ending. It was becoming@nomadnessie, without the cattle. Jimmy walked along like a @liondani returning from failed hunting. A glimpse of food at this point will certainly work wonders. Just then, FIREPOWER kicked something! This felt softer than rock. A TREASURE! Foooood!!!
FIREPOWER had caught sight of a fresh-looking cocoa fruit and this represented hope. @allasyummyfood lays ahead!

So they embarked on  ransacking this fruit, smashing it with a rock. Alas, it had no @beanz. Filled it was, with @furion, @kooshikoo, @cultuurfort, @spectral, @fifigyuri and many other unknown species of insects. How demoralizing!


"Sleep where are you? @sneak in please, lemme get back to the start and away from this dungeon. It is becoming to hard to bear. If i have kept too ambitious and want to be like bill gates, I will compromise a bit, I will be like @bitgate for now, just take this pain away!"

Not like FIREPOWER was a weakling at this point. "Humans just before they resolve anew, they manage to tire out for they were humans all along", in my words. Let's see!

All along, FIREPOWER forgot that he had a phone. It was dream world from the very beginning that brought him here. So he forgot that phone, in his pocket.
However, now that he remembered his phone,he picked it hurriedly and went for his phone book and gosh it was still there. He did a quick @scan0017. I mean, who would he call first, with the small battery power left?

(Imagine analyzing your friend list when you are in dire need of help to determine who would go out of their way for you in you, to help you. Yes, places exist in the world, where you just can't pick one, from hundreds in your phone list). 
@firepower was an exempt one in this case, he had a few he could pick from:

@camilla; always that downtoearth woman who understands life thus, her impeccable

empathy but she's probably sleeping at this point from her hectic day. (Now, imagine going thru extreme hustle, with all the odds against you and many things around you, constantly cruel towards you yet, you are still keen on considering others and loving them still). How nice of FIREPOWER!

Back to his fone list:

@jonnybitcoin has all the Bitcoin in the world but he is always too busy, he may not tend to his phone at this point in the day.

@mark-waser @martin-wichmann @mauricemikkers @meesterboom @meister @menta @michelle.gent @mrs.steemit @muizianer @mysteem are all loving people but today is Monday, they are probably celebrating in their usual ''M' for Monday' party.
@ned is my main buddy but he is likely doing @blocktrades or in Africa donating bags of @gari to the large populace in need of extra food. (*garri is a type of food in Africa made from Cassava)

Finally, @firepower decides to call @heiditravels! And his phone battery dies! Disaster!

@gandalf appears from no where:

 "FIREPOWER, why starve to death. Even Jimmy can't carry on for long. Why starve, when food's before you? Eat it, eat it, eat it!"

Rocks to start a fire and dead timber lurking all around. This isn't dem crispy chicken @wingz sold @peperhuis but at this point, roasted dog will do me good! Forgive me, Jimmy!


You know, some people aren't that created for 'settling for less'. You would wonder how some people in deep Africa still stubbornly manage to maintain having dreams, when the entire nation stands in your way. In these places nothing works; no hugs or pillows exists! Like I said, many people just aren't created to settle for less.


@firepower isn't one to lose himself to cruelty, even in the midst of intense hardship. He is one to become 'too loving' instead.

He picks up Jimmy, who is no longer able to walk at this point and he kept walking. He walked and walked and down and down he went. He fell to his feet and kept rising and falling. Eventually, he felt it was the end and that life would finally leave him and just then prayers filled his mind, but even in his prayers, all he prayed for, was for his loved ones. He remembered most of them and he mentioned them:

"Oh Jehovah, bless picokernel @pkattera @pmartynov @pollux.one @prufarchy @qeysolutions @raphaelle @razvanelulmarin @rea @richardcrill @rimke @roadscape @robrigo @rocket.chat @roelandp @s0u1 @sabinedewitte @saramiller @scan0017 @schererf. I love them so much! Please help them not cry too much from missing me". 

He prayed profusely, that sleep took him!


When he woke up. He was on level ground!

He had walked and walked thru the night and at the point where he fell down in prayers, it was level ground. 

He went from height as tall as the Himalayas to the bottom. He became short!

Quit it, FIREPOWER is a short man! Hahaha!

No doubt, FIREPOWER is one solid man. I implore you to read his blog. He writes pretty lengthy posts but he takes his time to flow his words in a way that you will keep attached till its end and not because of grammar but mostly because you will hear the words of a downtoearth, true human!
I was to study about him to develop this post then got on his blog and found like 540 posts, upon looking at the post counter. I wondered how I would go through 540 posts, but I started anyways, then I recalled that 540 posts also included his comments and replies. It tells you of how much he engages with fellow humans. He speaks. He shares!
Below, let me try leave with some additional evidence to prove that FIREPOWER is one short man:
* Haha, Too much work burns you out and grows you short. A lil shrinkage tho isn’t that bad for the sake of inspiring other humans and inciting them to smile! FIREPOWER does work a lot and he loses out on sleep same as me! (I haven't had real sleep in 5 months and had the same eye issues as seen in some of FIREPOWER's words below)

In the words of FIREPOWER:

July and August were the busiest months of my life in this year. There was so much work going on that there were times when I hadn’t stepped out of my house for days together!I recall @repholder advising me like an elder brother almost everyday to take some time off from the computer and get some rest on days when I had stayed online for 30-40+ hrs straight. He said, I'd burnout if I didn't!To move from moved from ideation to execution you need to cut height. It is a massive ladder. Shooting for stars, is an upthere business. You must cut height! Cutting height means you grew shorter! With @riverhead, @repholder and @mammasitta repeatedly telling me not to kill myself and get rest in the past week or so, paying heed to their words by reducing screen time drastically has really helped my case. This in addition to my family and my motorcyclist (lucky me) eye-surgeon constantly nagging me ofcourse! I’m paying heed to everybody’s advice now! Haha!Recently, my friend @sjennon and @infovore suggested I use Flux and I’ve started using it. I think it’s helping"

Let me say something on the side. 

Many things in the world can't just be attributed to coincidence. I read up to 50k words on steemit that constitute the thoughts, story, life of FIREPOWER and I did this at work within any tiny interval between my nonstop call center calls. I am in Philippines. I am sure, you are familiar with call centers as they exist in India. Now this job is at night and with me trapped to a chair. I came to meeting you from this chair.
I related with almost everything you have said and it contained my story in it. You succeeded in inspiring me. Inspiration to me; where I live; is the most luxurious thing. You can stay an entire lifetime here without an encouraging pat on the back even once. Yet I am not quitting. Yet I am so loving!I see you and your passion for bikes. And it isn't coincidence that you are this passionate about motor bikes. According to me, I feel it all started with this picture. Your father figure:


I would I relate to this as I carry two dreams, my heavy dream and that of my dad. Now this is extremely heavy!
You deserve to be inspired because really, just your bare soul that you reveal here openly on steemit, fixes lives. I spoke to an amazing woman @sykochica. She still is the only woman, who I have really chatted with here on steemit and she mentioned you and she convincingly knew you to be nice. 

I found myself asking her, how I can have a channel on steemit.chat and she wanted me to speak with you as she painted you in the light of someone who is understanding of life and portraying of loving human attributes. 

And didn't I tell the person seated next to me at work, of the things about you, that I was reading? Oh I did! 

More evidence that FIREPOWER is really short:

In general short men, like heights for self esteem sake. "I can't grow to heights; I will see dem heights; I will walk side by side with them"

@firepower has visited many high places as you will see below:

At 16500ft I was on a 150cc motorcycle. Did this route twice enroute to the Indian border with Tibet 

The himilayas jimmy


Also:

He may like beyonce. He appeared to quote her a bit when he said "turn the lemons life brings into lemonade".
Beyonce is pretty tall, for a woman. It is a Short man with self belief and optimism and dreams and tall mums, who like tall women! 

We are likely dealing with a very short man here. Haha, @firepower!

Take note too that:

He prefers ergo, the short form of therefore. Therefore, he is a short man?

(In most of his blog posts, FIREPOWER appears to prefer to use the word 'ergo' a short version of the word 'therefore')


And further evidence:

Growing up; a short man would say to himself, "no to bullying! I will firepower my way up". 
So they work hard and hone their other attributes!
What do you think? Isn't @firepower a short man?

Let me stop here for now! I will let you decide or perhaps FIREPOWER will settle this by telling us his height!
By the way, each of @firepower's posts are usually really really lengthy with content. Thus, I got inspired to make this post long!

Tiny amazing things i learnt from reading FIREPOWER's blog:

1. Who can ever think there was a software like 'flux' out there that helps with eye strain when using PCs by adjusting the computers lighting to align with the lighting condition of the room or office. Yes, I learnt that from @firepower!


One BIG Wish of FIREPOWER:

HE WISHES TO BE GLOBAL CITIZENS 

When I read this, I laugh cos oh how we are alike. One night, I stood somewhere trying in my head trying create a model that will fix this issue. People agree to be smuggled across seas in the cold and freeze to death cos they don't feel a mere human at the embassy will them fit for a visa. A large poplulace in the world entertain this apprehension, just being identified with some countries already makes a human with less rights. You wish you can fix this. I wish that too!

The beauty of any journey are the bumps, too many bumps. Here are some other amazing heartwarming posts of firepower:


1. Playtime at Zoji La in a Toyota Fortuner!
2. Observations Fighting a Serial Plagiarist—True Story!

3. Surfing with Dogs and Cats is one the coolest things you will see today!
4. Gata Loops and Tsarap River —Original work
5. Mystical Himalaya —own work
6.View of the Himalayan city of Leh from 16500 ft — Original Work Dummies Guide to Keeping Your Cool on Steemit!
 

@FIREPOWER is a great man He put ambulances on the road to save motorcyclists. And wants to motorcycle the world at 40 plus he owes a lot to his mum.

If I am to leave you 2 brief sentences as a gift, I will say these 2:

FIREPOWER, SORRY ABOUT YOUR DAD.
'Fastest toys' yes but don’t do 100 on the dash, too often!

If I am granted a request. I will just ask to become you friend, like a brother and team.

When I was busy reading about you. I told the person seated next to me, also taking in calls of the words you live by constantly:

   Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming , "Wow! What a Ride!" —Hunter S. Thompson 

In the words of FIREPOWER:


"I sincerely hope that collectively we can do something amazing on this platform so that one fine day when we look back, there’s an incredible story of Steemit to be shared with the world!"

in my words: 

"I am still really novice on steemit but I want to be part of this. I read of how fulfilling it came to be for you in Steemfest because it dawned on you that you part of its breakthrough. You may want to mentor me for I am so ready!"

Your story is like mine to a large extent. 

Your blog is so inspiring! 

I am doing the majority of this post from work, so my editing and correctness may not be a good as yours. I am sure you will understand it though.

Overall, I want to inspire the inspirer and with a bizarre topic too, to infuse some humor and freshness into the world of today's Internet. I give it a piece of me!

Below is my noble aim:

 I have had many ideas but I can’t say that I have really ever had an enabling environment. However, I am built on improvisation plus, I have become too lazy to quit! SO, if I can’t experience jetlags just yet, from jets, I’ll go play up and down in full speed, in a 25-storey building’s escalator, to get the feeling, till the real deal happens!
Recently, I starting a concept that aims to infuse new things into 'boring internet'. One way involve infusing into it a piece of me by means of the bizzarest unheardof topics. Plus, because I don’t have a dime but I have a truck load of time, I started donating time out as well.In this post and the many more to come, I am incorporating these two concepts and i will be trying to ‘inspire the inspirer’, here on steemit.So I will be out to inspire some amazing person here on steemit next and in a really really nice humorous beautiful way. I will at least manage to give you an inspired smile. I would love to! 

Your Precious Comments Are So Welcome!

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thank you alot for upvoting. it is really special to me and i am really grateful. utmostly, it is motivating and overall, i am hoping i added to your motivation somehow. more mazing posts to come. i am hoping i can become followers of you one by one. there are a few others i would like to thank too but the like of upvoters shows a few and the others, there is no means to view them but real thanks to them too!
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@sykochica special thanks to you because you are the one to always upbuild even when you are busiest! I am grateful. Even supreme Jehovah above, as busy as He must be, he reaches out to us to listen to us. Sometimes, you may not know for real the weight of this tiny acts of yours but i tell you it saves life! You may have saved many lives already and not known it!

I am so confused .

Dont be, @hilarski, lemme explain. i have been on steemit for a few months and ofcourse it was bit hard at the beginning, i was kind of lost as i didnt have much knowledge with blockchain etc. at the time i read that what is put on the blockchain stays on it, so i mostly was posting excerpts of ideas that i have had and those that i came up with. then i was trying to get familiar with how things work here and experiment with what to post. this was so necessary because i do a call centre job here in the philippines and it is a night job, now this steals you away from everything and cos my mind wants to do something that is me, i lost the ability to sleep for months cos anytime i am back from work and lay on the bed to sleep, my brain goes into thinking mode so that instead of sleeping i would rise up to do some creative stuff instead. posting on steemit was too difficult and combined with all the stress, i am in a nation where inspiration or motivation is hard to come by. i had to figure out a way to make posting on steemit a bit easier so i can at least post once a day and using whatever interval at work to prepare a post, so when i am home my mind can allow itself to go to rest. now overall before i got to steemit i would say the internet is boring. it just appeared like recycled info to me. there isnt anything really knew. on steemit i started to see new things, things i havent really come across with much. i finally figured out a way to post on steemit and at the smae time infuse some new topics even if they are bit bizzare into the internet. i decide to inspire the inspirer here on steemit. and for some comedy and no that my posts arent boring, i decided that i will read alot on the person here that i will inspire to be able to tell others of the glorious things they do and at the same time proof based on the small information i have gather that ned scott for instance doesnt play chess even tho i havent known him in person or that @firepower is a short man, but that is the comedy part. in this post, i did a story that i was hoping will inspire meghan naik and also my readers with a beautiful inspiring story that still has some humor. it was a bit technical tho cos in my inpsiring sotry here to reiterate the journey of meghan and how he went against all odds and never gave up, i used usernames that sounded just like words, so that it fits perfectly in the story. this usernames replaced actual words in the sentences. so a story made out of usernames of people here on steemit. i wasnt sure if it was a bad thing but i had noble intentions and was apply my creativity, while at work. i did have to read the entire blog of firepower and it is amazing to read. i am doing this formats of post, so i can constantly post while at work and i would have learnt too cos for these kinds of post where i have to prove something i dont know, i will certainly have to really read about the person. i hope this helps. all my posts are only going to be upbuilding. saying firepower is a shortman really meant nothing in terms of demeaning him. it was the comedy factor. i hope this helps you understand a bit. my last post before this one, i spoke about @ned saying that doesnt play chest but if you read through the post, it was all upbuilding. thank you for your comment! i was looking forward to comments! i am terry.