Who are Yeltsinites ??? Manifest YDB .

in #steemit8 years ago

Hello to all users steemit !!! This is my new article about the movement Yeltsin Death Brigade(YDB)

What you need any movement?

Participants? Leader? Goals? It's important, but there is one element without which can not do.

I'm talking about the book. The Stalinists have Stalin's collections, the Nazis - "My Struggle" Communists - "Capital" of Marx, Putinists - Putin quote pad, Christians - the Bible.

Some of the movements themselves generate their books. Some took the ready. For Yeltsinism has become an important question - what book fully reflects our movement. Which book can fully reflect our idea. The idea of ​​intoxication, full of trash and absolute nonconformity?

Fight club? Too seriously, that would be nonsense. Not trash and burn. Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas? A lot of hysteria, but it is artificial. This is not our way. Ugar has to be natural, because it is the basis of civilization.


Girls, music, booze - that is the trinity of intoxication and the three pillars of civilization. We stand for the right of boys and girls plump, fuck, go to discos, drinking beer in the state, sports, fighting in the streets, to study in universities, wearing jeans, read any book, without fear of thunder "extremist literature"


Two hundred years ago it is difficult to imagine. Three hundred years ago, for this could be put into a mental hospital. Five hundred years ago for reading this and can kill.


So what the book is ready to show us that believe it can achieve in future Carbon? Which book in simple words express the idea that even if now your thoughts seem complete nonsense, it does not mean that the cross should be put on them? What book is both suited to the realities of Russia and to the eternal human being?

We found this book. "Alice in Wonderland".

It is delusional to combine eltsinistky move and, as many believe, a fairy tale. Yes - this is nonsense, and that's good!

If we delve into the text itself - we realize that it is this book reflects all the bases Yeltsinism. There Lyrics, alkashki and execution of the White House, but we are talking about the philosophical essence.

Here are a few quotes with comments, after which you will understand why our struggle is just capital in Wonderland:

"If everything in the world is meaningless, - said Alice - that prevents invent any sense?" - Just that and is engaged YDB. What is the point to praise the former Russian president, when his Adha every dog? Sense zero ... but we came up with this meaning!

"All that is said three times becomes the truth." - We showed it in practice. People really ready to believe any information stuffing, especially when backed by other vbroasami.

"If it were so, it would be more personal. If, of course, it was. But since it is not, so it is not that way. Such is the logic of things. "-as A matter of fact it is one of the tenets of our outlook on the world.

"If the head is empty, alas, it's a great sense of humor will not save you. "- That is why you are with us, and not go Femke, quilted jackets and liberals who see the joke in any hidden meaning and arm of male patriarchy, the US State Department and Putin personally. We easily and with humor perceive any event, and you teach it, but as we teach you to think. We can ugorayu and post memesy but normally ugorayu with us are the only ones who understood the essence of YDB.

"- And where can I find someone normal?

- Nowhere - said the Cat, - there is no normal. After all so different and diverse. And this, in my opinion, fine. "- These ideals and defends YDB. Express yourself as your heart desires. Do you want to wear black leather jackets, if you want - the thrust of all colors and patterns, you want - reperskie pipe or can try crimson jacket (but do not forget the body armor). For us, there is no criterion of normality. Each in its own way is normal, but if it does not scream that something is not normal and it should be banned.

"I have seen such nonsense, compared with which this nonsense - Dictionary!" - This is what you can say about any trash in my life, remembering that you saw on YDB (or at least this text)

Today is a significant day - Yeltsinism received his spiritual and ideological instruction.

YDB - it's a new Alice. Russia - a new wonderland.