Hey, I just found out my foot was severed by a....wandering lion who escaped from a nearby zoo.

I am going to sue the zookeeper, but in the meantime, I need a prosthetic foot, and money for an attorney. And since you are a greedy bastard, I figure you owe me. So....how 'bout you just give me 2,000 SBD. That should do the trick....for now. I hope you believe my story because it is true.

RESTEEMED. :D