"You're smarter than you look." He complimented, though somehow his kind praise getting lost in translation. "Now, go fetch it. There's a good lad... Pretty please?" His low guttural snarl made him seem more beast than pure animal. In addition to his warm, stale breath on my neck. I was left with no options and a bladder full of piss.

OMG this made me chuckle. One of many on this post...