The Sound of Music

Money, money, money and let's not forget bitches,
I'm here to talk about what matters, and that's pussy and riches.
There's other things in life, you're right, that may be true,
But all those other things are just to help you get the first two.





You see, life is just a game and best you never forget it,
If you're thinking that you're on a team you'll only regret it,
You should change your thinking, everyone you meet is a tool,
That you can use to get a bigger splash from life's reward pool.





You should stop looking for love, it's only pain you don't need it,
And that part of you that just wants to have sex, you should feed it,
But you better use protection, you don't want to get burned,
Or have some pregnant bitch lock you down and take half what you've earned,





Spend your money wisely now, my foe, you don't want to waste it,
Buy your budget's biggest diamond and at least one gold bracelet,
Cos you have to let the other players know that you're winning,
You just wait until they notice what you've got then start grinning,





Play the game right, get your money first then women come next,
Once you've made enough then sex will just require a text,
Now you have the two, you are a winner with social power,
You'll have new sycophants and acolytes 'round you every hour,





They're there because they want to have the same things as you,
And to get them they will do whatever you want them to,
You made it now, the best version of man, in fact a god,
With powers too, when you get google's new brain-boosting mod.





If you want to be a winner in life, then this is how you play,
Don't ever let anything silly like morals or empathy get in your way,
Reward yourself always, as winners deserve, leave no chance to buy things untaken,
For happiness lies in material wealth, you'll know this when you embrace Satan.

I really enjoyed this competition again, @v4vapid. Thanks for giving me an excuse to exercise my mind.

Let me know what you think of these rhymes in the comments, and if anyone with some vocal talent wants to bring these lyrics to life with their voice in their own post, you have my permission to do so.