The Eccentric Troll

The Eccentric Troll searched for a custard pie to demolish. It was considered to be a weird and wonderful thing to do, to some, but not to the Troll, who had decided it would be miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a custard pie would be the item chosen.

The Eccentric Troll always kept a hat that they sometimes rub on his belly. This could be considered a weird operation, to you, but not to the Troll, who expected that this idea was exciting. Who would have thought, a hat being the item opted for.

The Eccentric Troll had a stapler that they liked to cuddle. This seems to be a fairly curious approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Troll, who thinks that this idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a stapler being the item selected.

The Eccentric Troll always carried a cucumber that they would sometimes play with. This might appear to be a fairly bizarre approach to life, to some, but not to the Troll, who thought that the idea was magnificent. Strangely, a cucumber was the item that was opted for.

The Eccentric Troll desperately needed a sponge that they liked to put in the bath with him. This seems a somewhat surprising operation, to me, but not to the Troll, who felt it would be wonderous. Strangely, a sponge being the thing selected.

The Eccentric Troll desperately needed a condom that they would often eat. It might be a fairly curious operation, to my mum, but not to the Troll, who had decided it would be spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a condom of all things.