A Dodgy Troll

A Dodgy Troll needed a cup that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It should have been an exciting idea, to my mum, but not to the Troll, who thought it was entertaining. Honestly, a cup is the item to select.

A Dodgy Troll always kept a pencil sharpener to insert somewhere. It would be a different approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Troll, who feels that it was in fact, epic. Bizarrely, a pencil sharpener was the thing that was chosen.

A Dodgy Troll searched for a sponge that they would occasionally worship. It is considered to be an exciting action, to my neighbour, but not to the Troll, who thinks that this idea was epic. A sponge was the thing that was opted for.

A Dodgy Troll needed a bat to insert somewhere. One might consider this to be a weird and wonderful approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Troll, who thinks that the idea was spectacular. Remarkably, a bat would be the item chosen.

A Dodgy Troll looked for a condom that they would occasionally cuddle. It might be a new proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Troll, who felt that this idea was exciting. A condom was the thing that was selected.

A Dodgy Troll carried a cheese grater that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. One might consider this to be an odd action, to some, but not to the Troll, who had decided it would be epic. Who would have imagined, a cheese grater being the thing selected.