Magical Troll

Magical Troll needed a porno magazine to sleep with. It was a fairly exciting idea, to my dad, but not to the Troll, who considered that the idea was wonderous. Remarkably, a porno magazine is the thing that was chosen.

Magical Troll always carried a spade that they sometimes throw. This could be considered a bizarre approach to life, to me, but not to the Troll, who had decided it was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a spade was the chosen item.

Magical Troll found a melon that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. This might appear to be a fairly unusual approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Troll, who considered that the idea was magnificent. Remarkably, a melon is the item to opt for.

Magical Troll desperately craved for a bat that they would put up their bum. It should have been an astonishing approach to life, to you, but not to the Troll, who thought that this idea was breathtaking. Remarkably, a bat would be the thing that was chosen.

Magical Troll desperately needed a cup that they would occasionally worship. It is considered to be a fairly astonishing approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Troll, who felt that this idea is simply life. Who would have thought, a cup is the thing to choose.

Magical Troll desperately craved for a bag of poop that they would occasionally share. One might say this is an astonishing thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Troll, who had decided that the idea was miraculous. Who would have thought, a bag of poop being the item selected.