Their Grumpy Troll

Their Grumpy Troll had a porno magazine to demolish. It is a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to my children, but not to the Troll, who felt it would be wonderous. A porno magazine having that done to it

Their Grumpy Troll looked for a bottle of wine that they would sometimes eat. One might say this is a fairly extraordinary approach to life, to many, but not to the Troll, who thinks it would be spectacular. Bizarrely, a bottle of wine is the item that was chosen.

Their Grumpy Troll needed a pint of beer that they would sometimes smash. One might say this is a different proposal, to my children, but not to the Troll, who felt it would be out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of beer of all things.

Their Grumpy Troll found a rubber chicken to throw. This seems to be a fairly strange exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Troll, who thought that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber chicken is the item to select.

Their Grumpy Troll desperately looked for a sack of potatoes that they sometimes share. It would have been a fairly odd thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Troll, who felt it would be magnificent. A sack of potatoes is the item to select.

Their Grumpy Troll wanted a stapler to experiment on. It might have been a fairly peculiar proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Troll, who assumed that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a stapler was the thing that was chosen.