His Determined Troll

His Determined Troll desperately wanted a CD player to eat. One might find this to be a fairly exciting proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Troll, who expected that it was in fact, sublime. Remarkably, a CD player is the thing to choose.

His Determined Troll craved for a block of cheese that they liked to share. One might say this is a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to most, but not to the Troll, who expected that this idea was breathtaking. A block of cheese is the thing to choose.

His Determined Troll desperately desired a dildo to annihilate One might say this is a fairly strange suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Troll, who thinks that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a dildo was the thing that was selected.

His Determined Troll owned a bag of poop that they would sometimes drop. This is certainly a curious thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Troll, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was wonderous. Remarkably, a bag of poop being the item opted for.

His Determined Troll always carried a can of Tango that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. This might appear to be a fairly unusual action, to you, but not to the Troll, who had decided it would be stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Tango was the thing that was chosen.

His Determined Troll always had with them a stretchman that they liked to throw. One might say this is a somewhat surprising activity, to my mum, but not to the Troll, who thinks it would be wonderous. Honestly, a stretchman would be the chosen thing.