My 2020 US election predictions
In the Tao Te Ching, the wise old sage Lao Tzu notes that:
He who knows does not speak; he who speaks does not know
This is a blog, so it's all about showing the rest of the world what you do not know I guess? Regardless, I regularly receive normie-conformie Kool-Aid in various newsletters. One of them recently noted that judging by the latest election polls, we are in for a Blue Sweep!
Despite odds narrowing recently, possible election outcomes now include a Blue Sweep where the Democrats control the White House, Senate and House seats
If the 2016 US elections should have taught us anything, it is that people do not trust the legacy media/fourth estate enough to reveal their true political affiliations in the polls. And who could blame them? With cancel culture and people no longer merely losing their jobs, but also literally getting dragged out into the street and shot for daring to have wrongthink and being ++bad.
Fortunately, Celebrities Know What is Best and they mostly shove the ++good opinions down our throats. The only scenario whereby a Blue Sweep occurs is with widespread election fraud. I will eat someone's MAGA hat on live SABC TV if there isn't a Red Sweep. Mostly because not enough people watch SABC TV to make it truly embarrassing, but it's the thought that counts.
What is my prediction?
I discussed this with a panic-stricken friend, whereby she asked me if I thought that Orosman would take it. I responded that yes, it is going to be the biggest election defeat in recent times. I think Orosman is going to take it, but that had me thinking about the biggest US election defeats of all time, so I had to do some research. That's research of the anti-vax/pro-plague mother quality, but nevertheless.
I managed to find the two largest election defeats in US history. Or largest election victories, depending on whether you support team donkey or team elephant.
- The other US president described as a fascist at the time, Roosevelt, over Hoover in 1933. With 472 to 59 electoral college votes
- Reagan vs Mondale in 1984,, with 525 to 13 electoral college votes
I don't think Trump's victory will be that large, but it might be more sweet. The taste of Oros, Fritos, and self-tan. Yummy...
I think the dude who said grab women by their socially constructed parts will get around 300 electoral college votes, against the dude who allegedly did grab women like Tara Reade by her socially constructed parts without compensation or consent at around 240.
I will go out on a limb and say Orosman will get both the electoral college majority and the popular vote. I'm not sure how reliable my prediction is, I only used Tarot cards as it's not a really serious matter that would require something more rigorous like dolos bones.