The Square Unicorn

The Square Unicorn always kept a teapot that they liked to put down their trousers. It should be a surprising proposal, to me, but not to the Unicorn, who feels that this idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a teapot is the thing that was chosen.

The Square Unicorn always kept a set of lego that they would often put in the bath with him. It is considered to be an original action, to my children, but not to the Unicorn, who thinks that this idea was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a set of lego would be the item that was selected.

The Square Unicorn needed a ball that they would occasionally eat. It would have been an original action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Unicorn, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, miraculous. Strangely, a ball is the thing to select.

The Square Unicorn wanted a rubber chicken that they would demolish. This could be considered a fairly funny thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed that this idea was simply life. Who would have thought, a rubber chicken is the thing to opt for.

The Square Unicorn always carried a dildo to eat. It should be a surprising thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Unicorn, who had decided that the idea was stunning. Who would have thought, a dildo is the item that was chosen.

The Square Unicorn always kept a CD player to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should have been a weird approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Unicorn, who thought that this idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a CD player having that done to it