The Ugly Unicorn

The Ugly Unicorn had a chocolate bar that they would often play with. It might be an unusual action, to me and my children, but not to the Unicorn, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a chocolate bar was the item that was opted for.

The Ugly Unicorn carried a computer that they would often drop. It was considered to be a funny idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Unicorn, who thought that this idea is wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a computer would be the item that was chosen.

The Ugly Unicorn looked for a teapot that they would often put down their trousers. It might have been an unusual thought, to you and me, but not to the Unicorn, who thought it was out of this world. Strangely, a teapot being the thing selected.

The Ugly Unicorn always kept a dildo that they would often put in the bath with him. This seems to be a weird action, to me and my children, but not to the Unicorn, who expected it was awesome. Bizarrely, a dildo is the item to select.

The Ugly Unicorn always carried a custard pie that they sometimes play with. One might consider this to be a fairly different thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Unicorn, who feels it was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a custard pie is the thing to opt for.

The Ugly Unicorn searched for a stapler that they would often share. It should have been a weird and wonderful idea, to many, but not to the Unicorn, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was magnificent. Bizarrely, a stapler being the thing selected.