The Naughty Unicorn

The Naughty Unicorn desperately wanted a set square that they would sometimes put on his head. One might find this to be a fairly surprising action, to everybody you know, but not to the Unicorn, who had decided that this idea was entertaining. Remarkably, a set square would be the thing that was chosen.

The Naughty Unicorn desperately desired a radiator that they would sometimes hug. One might say this is a strange exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Unicorn, who thinks it would be awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a radiator was the thing that was opted for.

The Naughty Unicorn always kept a stretchman that they liked to eat. It might have been a fairly odd thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Unicorn, who felt that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a stretchman being the chosen thing.

The Naughty Unicorn carried a stapler that they would occasionally insert somewhere. One might find this to be an astonishing suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Unicorn, who thought that this idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a stapler would be the item that was chosen.

The Naughty Unicorn wanted a mug that they would put down their trousers. It would be an exciting undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Unicorn, who felt it would be magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a mug would be the thing that was chosen.

The Naughty Unicorn always carried a painting of a melon that they would occasionally embrace. This seems to be a fairly new proposal, to my children, but not to the Unicorn, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a painting of a melon being the thing opted for.