Their Energetic Unicorn

Their Energetic Unicorn desperately searched for a pen that they would insert somewhere. One might find this to be a fairly odd activity, to my dad, but not to the Unicorn, who expected that this idea is amazing. A pen is the item to opt for.

Their Energetic Unicorn owned a dildo to experiment on. One might consider this to be a curious activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Unicorn, who expected that the idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a dildo being the chosen thing.

Their Energetic Unicorn always had with them a stapler that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It should have been a fairly weird and wonderful approach to life, to me, but not to the Unicorn, who considered that this idea was exciting. Who would have thought, a stapler was the thing that was opted for.

Their Energetic Unicorn found a can of Tango to put on his head. It should be an extraordinary proposal, to you, but not to the Unicorn, who had decided it would be sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Tango was the thing that was selected.

Their Energetic Unicorn looked for a can of Dr Pepper that they sometimes put on his head. It would have been an extraordinary exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Unicorn, who had decided it would be sublime. A can of Dr Pepper is the item that was chosen.

Their Energetic Unicorn wanted a mug that they would throw. One might consider this to be a fairly exciting action, to many, but not to the Unicorn, who expected that it was in fact, entertaining. Bizarrely, a mug being the item selected.