Her Colourful Unicorn

Her Colourful Unicorn owned a melon that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It was considered to be an original approach to life, to most, but not to the Unicorn, who had decided that it was in fact, breathtaking. Strangely, a melon was the thing that was chosen.

Her Colourful Unicorn desperately needed a can of coke that they would sit and look at. It might be a fairly exciting exercise, to you and me, but not to the Unicorn, who thought that this idea was miraculous. Remarkably, a can of coke would be the item that was opted for.

Her Colourful Unicorn wanted a lava lamp that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It was considered to be a fairly curious exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Unicorn, who considered that the idea was epic. Remarkably, a lava lamp of all things.

Her Colourful Unicorn desired a cucumber that they would occasionally play with. It would be a new activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Unicorn, who thought that this idea is exciting. Who would have thought, a cucumber is the item to select.

Her Colourful Unicorn always carried a bottle of beer that they would often try to balance on their head. It should have been a fairly strange action, to my neighbour, but not to the Unicorn, who had decided that it was in fact, sublime. Strangely, a bottle of beer being the thing selected.

Her Colourful Unicorn wanted a rubber chicken that they would often insert somewhere. It would have been a fairly strange undertaking, to some, but not to the Unicorn, who thinks that this idea was stunning. Strangely, a rubber chicken being the chosen item.