Her Anxious Unicorn

Her Anxious Unicorn desperately desired a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally put up their bum. It was an unusual thing to do, to some, but not to the Unicorn, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was amazing. Honestly, a can of Dr Pepper is the item to select.

Her Anxious Unicorn desperately looked for a condom that they would occasionally worship. It should be a peculiar idea, to you, but not to the Unicorn, who felt that the idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a condom being the item selected.

Her Anxious Unicorn desperately wanted a hat that they would occasionally experiment on. It was an unusual suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed that the idea was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a hat was the item that was chosen.

Her Anxious Unicorn found a pint of beer to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is a fairly peculiar suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Unicorn, who feels that the idea was stunning. Who would have imagined, a pint of beer would be the thing that was chosen.

Her Anxious Unicorn always had with them a sack of potatoes to break. It was considered to be a fairly surprising activity, to you, but not to the Unicorn, who thinks that the idea was miraculous. Honestly, a sack of potatoes was the thing that was opted for.

Her Anxious Unicorn always kept a pint of cider that they would occasionally demolish. This is certainly a weird and wonderful undertaking, to my children, but not to the Unicorn, who considered that the idea was epic. Who would have imagined, a pint of cider would be the item that was selected.