Their Fat Unicorn

Their Fat Unicorn looked for a block of cheese that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. This seems a bizarre action, to my grandpa, but not to the Unicorn, who expected that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a block of cheese would be the item that was chosen.

Their Fat Unicorn desperately desired a set of lego to worship. This might appear to be a somewhat surprising approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Unicorn, who felt that the idea was stunning. A set of lego being the thing selected.

Their Fat Unicorn needed a toilet brush that they sometimes annihilate It might have been a fairly peculiar action, to me and my children, but not to the Unicorn, who considered that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a toilet brush is the item to opt for.

Their Fat Unicorn always had with them a sponge that they liked to smash. It would have been a fairly weird activity, to my mum, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a sponge of all things.

Their Fat Unicorn searched for a cheese grater that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It should have been a fairly new exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Unicorn, who considered that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a cheese grater would be the chosen thing.

Their Fat Unicorn needed a mug that they liked to put on his head. It was a fairly extraordinary operation, to my children, but not to the Unicorn, who thought that the idea was out of this world. Remarkably, a mug is the thing that was chosen.