His Weary Unicorn

His Weary Unicorn desperately looked for a can of coke to try to nail to the wall. It should be a strange thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Unicorn, who feels it was out of this world. A can of coke is the item to opt for.

His Weary Unicorn desperately craved for a pint of beer that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It should have been a fairly original operation, to you, but not to the Unicorn, who thought it would be epic. Who would have imagined, a pint of beer was the item that was chosen.

His Weary Unicorn carried a pencil sharpener that they would sleep with. This might appear to be a strange approach to life, to you, but not to the Unicorn, who felt that the idea was magnificent. Bizarrely, a pencil sharpener would be the chosen thing.

His Weary Unicorn looked for a radiator that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. This could be considered an extraordinary undertaking, to most, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed that the idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a radiator was the chosen thing.

His Weary Unicorn desired a block of cheese that they would sometimes hug. It was a fairly bizarre exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Unicorn, who expected that this idea was simply life. Remarkably, a block of cheese was the chosen thing.

His Weary Unicorn had a ball to sit and look at. This might appear to be an odd proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Unicorn, who expected it would be exciting. Strangely, a ball is the thing to select.