The Cheerful Unicorn

The Cheerful Unicorn carried a dildo that they liked to sleep with. This is certainly a curious suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Unicorn, who thinks that this idea is magnificent. Strangely, a dildo would be the item that was opted for.

The Cheerful Unicorn always carried a bottle of coke that they would put on his head. This seems to be a weird thought, to my dad, but not to the Unicorn, who thinks it was sublime. Remarkably, a bottle of coke would be the thing that was opted for.

The Cheerful Unicorn always had with them a mug that they would often sit and look at. It might be a different undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Unicorn, who had come to the conclusion it would be stunning. Who would have thought, a mug being the thing opted for.

The Cheerful Unicorn found a toilet brush that they would occasionally embrace. It might be a weird and wonderful suggestion, to most, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed that it was in fact, wonderous. Who would have imagined, a toilet brush was the chosen thing.

The Cheerful Unicorn desperately looked for a set square to share. This seems a fairly bizarre suggestion, to me, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed that it was in fact, out of this world. Strangely, a set square being the thing opted for.

The Cheerful Unicorn desperately needed a cucumber that they would often smash. It might be an odd thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Unicorn, who had decided it was stunning. A cucumber being the chosen thing.