The Weary Unicorn

The Weary Unicorn looked for a pint of cider that they would sometimes play with. It might have been a fairly weird thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Unicorn, who expected that it was in fact, sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of cider being the thing selected.

The Weary Unicorn carried a bat that they would occasionally eat. It might have been a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to you, but not to the Unicorn, who had decided it would be the most awesome idea. Honestly, a bat being the chosen thing.

The Weary Unicorn had a big sponge that they would occasionally break. It might have been a fairly odd thought, to you, but not to the Unicorn, who had decided it would be spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a big sponge is the thing to choose.

The Weary Unicorn owned a tomato that they would sometimes insert somewhere. One might find this to be a fairly unusual thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed it would be sublime. Bizarrely, a tomato was the item that was selected.

The Weary Unicorn desperately desired a bat that they sometimes sit and look at. This could be considered a fairly odd thought, to most, but not to the Unicorn, who feels it would be out of this world. Honestly, a bat is the item that was chosen.

The Weary Unicorn often carried a cheese grater that they would sometimes play with. It is considered to be an astonishing action, to you, but not to the Unicorn, who thought that the idea was magnificent. A cheese grater would be the item that was selected.