Her Magical Unicorn

Her Magical Unicorn desperately craved for a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally embrace. This seems to be a peculiar exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Unicorn, who thinks that it was in fact, awesome. Who would have thought, a pencil sharpener being the chosen item.

Her Magical Unicorn always carried a ball that they liked to put up their bum. This might appear to be a surprising proposal, to my mum, but not to the Unicorn, who expected that it was in fact, amazing. Honestly, a ball would be the item that was chosen.

Her Magical Unicorn often carried a dildo that they would often smash. One might say this is a new undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Unicorn, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was wonderous. Strangely, a dildo would be the thing that was chosen.

Her Magical Unicorn found a sponge that they would occasionally throw. One might say this is a fairly weird action, to you, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a sponge is the item to choose.

Her Magical Unicorn desperately craved for a ball that they would often rub on his belly. It is a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to my mum, but not to the Unicorn, who thinks it was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a ball would be the item that was chosen.

Her Magical Unicorn craved for a rubber chicken that they would often put down their trousers. This is certainly a fairly surprising activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Unicorn, who feels that it was in fact, wonderous. Strangely, a rubber chicken being the thing opted for.