The Retarded Unicorn

The Retarded Unicorn needed a rubber johnny that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems to be a fairly bizarre proposal, to you, but not to the Unicorn, who thinks that the idea was stunning. Bizarrely, a rubber johnny was the thing that was chosen.

The Retarded Unicorn always carried a rubber johnny that they would sometimes smash. It would be an extraordinary operation, to you, but not to the Unicorn, who considered that it was in fact, awesome. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny would be the thing that was opted for.

The Retarded Unicorn owned a bag of poop that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is a fairly new activity, to many, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed it was sublime. Who would have imagined, a bag of poop would be the item chosen.

The Retarded Unicorn always kept a radiator that they would often sleep with. It was a fairly original approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Unicorn, who considered it was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a radiator being the chosen item.

The Retarded Unicorn found a radiator that they would occasionally put on his head. It is considered to be a fairly extraordinary undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed that it was in fact, entertaining. Who would have thought, a radiator was the thing that was chosen.

The Retarded Unicorn needed a computer that they liked to smash. It might have been a bizarre activity, to many, but not to the Unicorn, who thought that this idea is sublime. Who would have thought, a computer is the item to choose.