Their Unusual Unicorn

Their Unusual Unicorn craved for a vibrator that they liked to embrace. This could be considered a funny suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Unicorn, who considered that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a vibrator being the thing opted for.

Their Unusual Unicorn always had with them a Harry Potter wand that they would sometimes share. One might consider this to be an odd operation, to some, but not to the Unicorn, who had decided it was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a Harry Potter wand would be the item chosen.

Their Unusual Unicorn owned a block of cheese that they liked to smash. This seems a fairly odd thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Unicorn, who feels that the idea was stunning. Who would have imagined, a block of cheese was the chosen item.

Their Unusual Unicorn desperately searched for a magic 8 ball to insert somewhere. It should have been a fairly new exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Unicorn, who had decided that the idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a magic 8 ball is the thing to select.

Their Unusual Unicorn often carried a sack of potatoes to cuddle. This might appear to be a new approach to life, to many, but not to the Unicorn, who thinks that this idea was sublime. Remarkably, a sack of potatoes would be the item that was selected.

Their Unusual Unicorn always carried a custard pie that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It might be an astonishing exercise, to my mum, but not to the Unicorn, who considered that this idea was amazing. Who would have imagined, a custard pie would be the thing that was chosen.