My Lonely Unicorn

My Lonely Unicorn found a set square that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It was considered to be a fairly astonishing thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Unicorn, who thought it would be breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a set square is the item to select.

My Lonely Unicorn desperately craved for a vibrator that they would often hug. It should have been a fairly different activity, to many, but not to the Unicorn, who feels that the idea was sublime. Honestly, a vibrator being the item opted for.

My Lonely Unicorn desperately looked for a pint of cider that they would often try to nail to the wall. It should be a new activity, to my children, but not to the Unicorn, who had come to the conclusion it was breathtaking. Strangely, a pint of cider being the item opted for.

My Lonely Unicorn had a pint of beer that they would occasionally sleep with. It should be an unusual idea, to me, but not to the Unicorn, who thought that this idea is the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of beer is the item to select.

My Lonely Unicorn looked for a toilet brush that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. This is certainly a new suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Unicorn, who considered that the idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a toilet brush being the item selected.

My Lonely Unicorn desperately wanted a hat that they would annihilate One might say this is a fairly unusual thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Unicorn, who felt that this idea was stunning. Who would have thought, a hat is the item to opt for.