Their Weary Unicorn

Their Weary Unicorn often carried a lava lamp to play with. It is considered to be a funny proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Unicorn, who expected that the idea was simply life. A lava lamp would be the item that was selected.

Their Weary Unicorn desperately craved for a bottle of coke that they would put on his head. It would be a fairly exciting operation, to my children, but not to the Unicorn, who thinks it was exciting. Honestly, a bottle of coke being the chosen thing.

Their Weary Unicorn desperately looked for a sack of potatoes that they sometimes put up their bum. It was a fairly odd activity, to you, but not to the Unicorn, who thinks that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a sack of potatoes would be the item that was chosen.

Their Weary Unicorn carried a pen that they liked to put down their trousers. This is certainly a fairly weird proposal, to some, but not to the Unicorn, who thinks that it was in fact, breathtaking. Honestly, a pen being the item opted for.

Their Weary Unicorn carried a little monkey that they liked to annihilate This seems to be a fairly new suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Unicorn, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was simply life. Remarkably, a little monkey was the item that was selected.

Their Weary Unicorn often carried a pencil sharpener that they would cuddle. It should be a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Unicorn, who thought that the idea was entertaining. Strangely, a pencil sharpener being the thing opted for.