My Brainy Unicorn

My Brainy Unicorn desired a bottle of beer that they would often put on his head. It would have been a weird suggestion, to most, but not to the Unicorn, who felt that the idea was fun. Remarkably, a bottle of beer is the item that was chosen.

My Brainy Unicorn always carried a dildo that they would occasionally eat. One might consider this to be a fairly funny approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Unicorn, who expected that this idea was entertaining. Honestly, a dildo is the thing to choose.

My Brainy Unicorn desperately needed a radiator that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems a weird and wonderful activity, to my dad, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed it would be awe-inspring. Strangely, a radiator is the thing that was chosen.

My Brainy Unicorn desperately wanted a piece of paper that they would sometimes embrace. This is certainly a fairly unusual undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Unicorn, who thinks that the idea was miraculous. A piece of paper would be the thing that was selected.

My Brainy Unicorn looked for a stretchman to drop. It was a fairly original undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Unicorn, who considered that this idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a stretchman was the thing that was selected.

My Brainy Unicorn wanted a pint of cider that they would sometimes smash. This could be considered a strange idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Unicorn, who had decided that this idea is wonderful. Remarkably, a pint of cider of all things.