His Bewildered Unicorn

His Bewildered Unicorn wanted a dildo that they would often put on his head. It was a fairly astonishing activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Unicorn, who thinks that this idea is miraculous. Honestly, a dildo was the item that was selected.

His Bewildered Unicorn desperately wanted a helmet that they sometimes play with. It is a peculiar undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Unicorn, who feels that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a helmet is the thing that was chosen.

His Bewildered Unicorn desperately craved for a toilet brush that they would often demolish. This might appear to be a fairly strange undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Unicorn, who thought that this idea is stunning. Strangely, a toilet brush being the item selected.

His Bewildered Unicorn often carried a custard pie that they liked to put down their trousers. It would be a fairly curious activity, to my children, but not to the Unicorn, who assumed that this idea is wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a custard pie was the item that was opted for.

His Bewildered Unicorn wanted a melon that they would embrace. It would be a fairly different undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Unicorn, who considered it was wonderous. Who would have thought, a melon of all things.

His Bewildered Unicorn desperately desired a little monkey that they liked to embrace. It would have been a weird approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Unicorn, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a little monkey being the chosen item.