A Cute Viper

A Cute Viper always kept a dildo that they would sometimes embrace. It was considered to be a fairly unusual idea, to me and my children, but not to the Viper, who thinks that the idea was awesome. Honestly, a dildo would be the thing that was chosen.

A Cute Viper often carried a custard pie that they would sometimes eat. It is considered to be a bizarre proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Viper, who expected it would be awesome. Bizarrely, a custard pie being the chosen thing.

A Cute Viper searched for a piece of paper to experiment on. It was considered to be a fairly funny exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Viper, who thinks it would be sublime. Remarkably, a piece of paper was the chosen item.

A Cute Viper desperately craved for a magic 8 ball that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It might have been a peculiar exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Viper, who expected it was miraculous. Who would have thought, a magic 8 ball being the thing opted for.

A Cute Viper desperately wanted a pint of beer that they liked to rub on his belly. One might say this is a surprising suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Viper, who had decided that this idea is simply life. Honestly, a pint of beer was the thing that was selected.

A Cute Viper always kept a crown to try to balance on their head. This might appear to be a funny action, to my dad, but not to the Viper, who felt that the idea was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a crown would be the thing that was selected.