His Special Viper

His Special Viper found a pint of cider that they sometimes throw. It was considered to be a weird and wonderful thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Viper, who feels that it was in fact, entertaining. Who would have thought, a pint of cider would be the thing that was selected.

His Special Viper desperately looked for a sponge that they would occasionally cuddle. It should have been a peculiar approach to life, to many, but not to the Viper, who thought that the idea was miraculous. Strangely, a sponge is the thing to opt for.

His Special Viper wanted a cucumber that they would drop. It should be a fairly strange undertaking, to me, but not to the Viper, who felt that this idea was exciting. Who would have imagined, a cucumber is the item to opt for.

His Special Viper always carried a vibrator to cuddle. One might consider this to be a fairly unusual approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Viper, who expected it was entertaining. Strangely, a vibrator would be the thing that was selected.

His Special Viper had a stapler that they liked to break. It is considered to be a strange undertaking, to most, but not to the Viper, who had decided it would be stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a stapler having that done to it

His Special Viper carried a rubber chicken that they would often rub on his belly. It should be a fairly different operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Viper, who had decided it would be wonderous. Bizarrely, a rubber chicken is the item to choose.