A Scary Viper

A Scary Viper desperately craved for a can of Dr Pepper that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It is considered to be an astonishing approach to life, to many, but not to the Viper, who thought that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper was the item that was opted for.

A Scary Viper carried a pint of beer that they would often put up their bum. It should have been a fairly exciting undertaking, to most, but not to the Viper, who felt it was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a pint of beer was the item that was chosen.

A Scary Viper owned a big sponge that they would sometimes put down their trousers. This might appear to be an original activity, to you, but not to the Viper, who thinks that this idea is fun. Who would have thought, a big sponge is the item to choose.

A Scary Viper desired a melon that they would sit and look at. One might consider this to be a curious suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Viper, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is out of this world. Strangely, a melon was the item that was opted for.

A Scary Viper desired a little monkey that they sometimes smash. It was considered to be a fairly curious undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Viper, who considered that this idea was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a little monkey being the thing selected.

A Scary Viper owned a rubber chicken that they sometimes drop. It was considered to be a different thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Viper, who felt that this idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a rubber chicken having that done to it