Her Bum Loving Viper

Her Bum Loving Viper wanted a toilet brush that they would try to nail to the wall. It might be an exciting idea, to my dad, but not to the Viper, who considered that the idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a toilet brush being the chosen item.

Her Bum Loving Viper found a stapler that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It might be a weird thing to do, to my children, but not to the Viper, who considered that the idea was fun. Bizarrely, a stapler is the item to choose.

Her Bum Loving Viper desperately needed a big sponge that they would rub on his belly. It is a fairly funny suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Viper, who had decided it was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a big sponge was the thing that was chosen.

Her Bum Loving Viper needed a cheese grater to annihilate It was a peculiar operation, to you and me, but not to the Viper, who felt it would be magnificent. Who would have thought, a cheese grater is the item to select.

Her Bum Loving Viper always kept a cup to try to nail to the wall. This seems to be a fairly weird thing to do, to many, but not to the Viper, who had decided that this idea is stunning. Remarkably, a cup of all things.

Her Bum Loving Viper desperately searched for a stapler that they sometimes put on his head. It should have been a fairly weird operation, to my mum, but not to the Viper, who had decided that the idea was epic. Bizarrely, a stapler is the thing to select.