The Foolish Viper

The Foolish Viper desperately wanted a CD player that they would often sit and look at. It would be a fairly bizarre approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Viper, who felt that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a CD player is the thing to opt for.

The Foolish Viper wanted a tomato that they would put down their trousers. It might have been a fairly bizarre proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Viper, who thought that it was in fact, stunning. Strangely, a tomato is the item to opt for.

The Foolish Viper searched for a stretchman to sit and look at. It was a fairly strange suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Viper, who thought that this idea was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a stretchman being the thing selected.

The Foolish Viper craved for a tomato that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. This is certainly an astonishing operation, to some, but not to the Viper, who expected that the idea was awe-inspring. Honestly, a tomato would be the item that was chosen.

The Foolish Viper searched for a set square that they would occasionally sit and look at. It should be a strange suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Viper, who assumed it would be fun. Remarkably, a set square would be the item chosen.

The Foolish Viper searched for a condom that they would sleep with. This seems to be a new thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Viper, who expected it would be magnificent. Honestly, a condom would be the thing that was chosen.