A Ugly Viper

A Ugly Viper desperately craved for a bottle of beer that they would occasionally put up their bum. It was considered to be a bizarre idea, to you and me, but not to the Viper, who thought that it was in fact, sublime. Who would have imagined, a bottle of beer would be the item that was opted for.

A Ugly Viper desperately craved for a bottle of coke to annihilate This is certainly a fairly exciting thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Viper, who thought that it was in fact, awesome. Strangely, a bottle of coke being the chosen item.

A Ugly Viper desperately searched for a bottle of beer that they would sometimes eat. It should have been a fairly astonishing thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Viper, who felt that the idea was exciting. Who would have imagined, a bottle of beer was the chosen item.

A Ugly Viper desperately searched for a vibrator that they would try to nail to the wall. It is a surprising activity, to some, but not to the Viper, who thinks that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a vibrator was the thing that was opted for.

A Ugly Viper looked for a block of cheese that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This could be considered an extraordinary approach to life, to many, but not to the Viper, who feels that it was in fact, stunning. Remarkably, a block of cheese being the thing selected.

A Ugly Viper desperately wanted a helmet that they liked to insert somewhere. This is certainly a fairly bizarre undertaking, to me, but not to the Viper, who thought it was amazing. Honestly, a helmet of all things.