Her Square Viper

Her Square Viper craved for a pen that they would occasionally eat. It might have been an original idea, to my mum, but not to the Viper, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a pen is the item to choose.

Her Square Viper desperately searched for a crown to put up their bum. This could be considered a fairly funny suggestion, to many, but not to the Viper, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a crown of all things.

Her Square Viper found a condom that they would occasionally smash. It might have been a bizarre idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Viper, who considered that this idea is magnificent. Remarkably, a condom of all things.

Her Square Viper craved for a condom that they sometimes cuddle. It might be a new activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Viper, who thinks that it was in fact, awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a condom being the item selected.

Her Square Viper needed a cheese grater that they would sometimes sleep with. This seems a fairly curious exercise, to my mum, but not to the Viper, who feels that the idea was breathtaking. Remarkably, a cheese grater of all things.

Her Square Viper desperately wanted a painting of a melon to throw. It might have been a new action, to my neighbour, but not to the Viper, who feels it was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a painting of a melon being the thing opted for.