Her Gentle Viper

Her Gentle Viper desperately looked for a pint of beer to throw. It was considered to be a fairly original undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Viper, who thought it would be sublime. Strangely, a pint of beer was the item that was chosen.

Her Gentle Viper often carried a crown to worship. It would be a new thing to do, to some, but not to the Viper, who assumed that this idea is amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a crown would be the chosen thing.

Her Gentle Viper wanted a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. This could be considered a fairly surprising undertaking, to me, but not to the Viper, who assumed it was awesome. Bizarrely, a sack of potatoes is the item that was chosen.

Her Gentle Viper needed a set square that they liked to smash. It should be a peculiar approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Viper, who considered it was wonderous. Honestly, a set square would be the item that was opted for.

Her Gentle Viper needed a vibrator that they would sleep with. It would have been a different undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Viper, who feels that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a vibrator being the thing selected.

Her Gentle Viper desperately needed a cheese grater that they liked to cuddle. It might have been an astonishing suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Viper, who thinks that the idea was magnificent. Strangely, a cheese grater is the thing that was chosen.