His Eccentric Viper

His Eccentric Viper always carried a sack of potatoes to put up their bum. It would have been a fairly exciting idea, to my grandma, but not to the Viper, who thought that the idea was simply life. Remarkably, a sack of potatoes was the chosen item.

His Eccentric Viper desperately desired a bottle of wine that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would have been a weird undertaking, to my children, but not to the Viper, who had decided that this idea is entertaining. Who would have imagined, a bottle of wine being the item selected.

His Eccentric Viper craved for a melon that they would sometimes sleep with. It was a fairly new thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Viper, who thought it would be stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a melon having that done to it

His Eccentric Viper often carried a Harry Potter wand that they would sometimes demolish. It would be a curious thing to do, to you, but not to the Viper, who felt that the idea was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a Harry Potter wand was the thing that was chosen.

His Eccentric Viper always had with them a teapot that they would often break. One might consider this to be a fairly strange action, to you and me, but not to the Viper, who assumed that this idea was simply life. Honestly, a teapot was the thing that was chosen.

His Eccentric Viper desperately wanted a can of coke that they liked to break. This could be considered a different undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Viper, who had decided that this idea is breathtaking. Remarkably, a can of coke was the thing that was selected.