His Handsome Viper

His Handsome Viper always carried a lava lamp that they would sometimes sit and look at. It might have been a different suggestion, to my children, but not to the Viper, who expected that the idea was entertaining. Strangely, a lava lamp was the item that was chosen.

His Handsome Viper needed a mug that they would throw. It would be a fairly odd suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Viper, who assumed it was wonderful. Who would have thought, a mug would be the item that was chosen.

His Handsome Viper desperately craved for a Harry Potter wand that they sometimes insert somewhere. It might have been a strange thought, to my dad, but not to the Viper, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, wonderous. Remarkably, a Harry Potter wand would be the item that was chosen.

His Handsome Viper often carried a computer that they sometimes put up their bum. One might say this is a different approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Viper, who assumed it was out of this world. Bizarrely, a computer of all things.

His Handsome Viper desperately looked for a pen to try to nail to the wall. It is considered to be a fairly curious thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Viper, who thought it was exciting. Bizarrely, a pen was the thing that was chosen.

His Handsome Viper always kept a pen to cuddle. This could be considered a weird thought, to my grandma, but not to the Viper, who thinks that it was in fact, wonderous. Strangely, a pen was the chosen thing.