The Stupid Woodpecker

The Stupid Woodpecker owned a mug that they would often try to nail to the wall. This seems a fairly peculiar idea, to me and my children, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion it was magnificent. A mug being the chosen item.

The Stupid Woodpecker desperately wanted a painting of a melon that they would cuddle. This seems a fairly exciting idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Woodpecker, who thought it was magnificent. Who would have thought, a painting of a melon is the thing to select.

The Stupid Woodpecker desperately craved for a computer to embrace. It was a fairly weird activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Woodpecker, who had come to the conclusion it would be magnificent. Strangely, a computer having that done to it

The Stupid Woodpecker wanted a big sponge that they would sometimes sit and look at. It would have been a curious idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Woodpecker, who thinks that the idea was out of this world. Who would have thought, a big sponge would be the item that was chosen.

The Stupid Woodpecker always carried a Harry Potter wand that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. This seems to be a different idea, to my dad, but not to the Woodpecker, who felt that it was in fact, exciting. Who would have imagined, a Harry Potter wand would be the item chosen.

The Stupid Woodpecker craved for a can of coke that they would demolish. It was considered to be a bizarre idea, to many, but not to the Woodpecker, who assumed that this idea is wonderful. Who would have imagined, a can of coke would be the item that was selected.